December 2010
17 posts
2010 is over?
egad now I’m going to date all of my papers wrong for the next three months
of men and balls
me: well it's true, men like to do stupid things to prove their salt
me: and by salt i mean testicles
michael: nobody needs to prove they have testicles by doing anything more than dropping their pants
michael: it's a matter of using them
Rachel's preliminary college search criteria,
or the links I click on that make me decide if I want to go to a college or not.
list of majors
required classes
housing
how many students
dining
done.
“Yes! Changing nothing is the fresh injection of sameness that our stagnant...”
– -Stephen Colbert on the extension of all the Bush tax-cuts
'Hitler freakout' YouTube videos are ruined by...
sadness of the day
“For Christmas this year I gave half my staff iPads and the other half...”
– stephenathome
“Früe i’s Bett ond spöt uf (isch alli fuule Lüüt Bruch).”
– really looking forward to a vacation.
going to bed early and waking up late (is a must for all lazy people)
What George H.W. Bush has learned
I went back to Chichi-Jima in 2001. They said, This is where your plane went down. It was very emotional for me. You go to this little town and there are all these Japanese kids with flags — “Welcome, welcome.”
I don’t remember a lot of the details. Also, I think of my mother — “Nobody likes a braggadocio, George.” I’d rather sit and look at the surf out there....
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Troubling fact for you today
In case all sixteen people before him die, Mr. Eric Shinseki, Secretary of Veteran Affairs, will become President.
VETERAN AFFAIRS? Weep, for the end of our nation is upon us.
Presidential Quote of the Day: 12.13.10
“I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me.” — Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865), 16th President of the United States (1861-1865)
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Okay, so don't make fun of me, but I've spent...